Christmas Jokes for Kids

One joke a day keeps the December grumps away. Print the sheet, cut out the notes and tuck one into a lunchbox. The answer is upside down so they can't peek.

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24 notes · 8 per page3.75 × 2.5 inUS Letter PDF

Tap a note to reveal the second line. In the PDF, answers print upside down so nobody peeks.

All 24 notes

Note 1What do you call a snowman in July?A puddle.

Note 2What do snowmen call their kids?Chill-dren.

Note 3Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?It needed a trim.

Note 4What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?Horn-aments.

Note 5What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas?Sandy Claws.

Note 6Why did the elf go to the doctor?Low elf-esteem.

Note 7What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?A cookie sheet.

Note 8How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?Fleece Navidad!

Note 9What do you call an elf who sings?A wrapper.

Note 10Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?He was picking his nose.

Note 11What kind of bug hates Christmas?A humbug.

Note 12What do you call Santa when he takes a break?Santa Pause.

Note 13Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?They keep dropping their needles.

Note 14What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?Stick with me and we'll go places.

Note 15What's the best Christmas present?A broken drum. You can't beat it!

Note 16What do you call a penguin in the desert?Lost.

Note 17What does Santa say when he walks backwards?Oh oh oh!

Note 18Why does Santa go down chimneys?Because it soots him.

Note 19What do angry mice send at Christmas?Cross-mouse cards.

Note 20What did one snowman say to the other?Do you smell carrots?

Note 21What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?Frostbite.

Note 22What's a snowman's favourite drink?Iced tea.

Note 23Where does a snowman keep his money?In a snow bank.

Note 24What goes “Oh, oh, oh”?Santa walking backwards!

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Questions

How do I print lunchbox notes?

Download the PDF and print at 100% (Actual size). Each page has eight notes. Cut along the dashed lines.

Can teachers use these in class?

Yes. They're free for classroom and church use, and work as morning-message or desk notes too.

Are these jokes kid-friendly?

Yes. Every note is clean and written for school-age kids.